His ear lobe fell in the deep. Someone reached in and grabbed it. It was a rock lobster!
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Watch out for that piranha. There goes a narwhale. HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!
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She drove a Plymouth Satellite faster than the speed of light!
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Some say she's from Mars, or one of the seven stars that shine after 3:30 in the morning. WELL SHE ISN'T.
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It's a dreary downtown day, but at the end of my 40 foot leash is my little friend quiche.
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Girl from Ipanema, she goes to Greenland
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Hot pants explosion at the factory!
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You belong in Ripley's Believe It Or Not